why you dry snitchin?
*fingers nicki minaj*
*picks her up and twirls her around while whistling the harlem globe trotters song*
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
Just hang on!
if i wasnt a married man that is….
My three-legged cat Isaac, trying to scratch himself with his missing leg.
Cats are stupid