steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

request (x)

whitegirlsaintshit:

why you dry snitchin?

woodmeat:

*fingers nicki minaj*

*picks her up and twirls her around while whistling the harlem globe trotters song*

The dream team

The dream team

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

strwrsgifs:

Just hang on!

pallet-town-julie-brown:

LOL!

woodmeat:

if i wasnt a married man that is….

stunningpicture:

My three-legged cat Isaac, trying to scratch himself with his missing leg.

Cats are stupid

stunningpicture:

My three-legged cat Isaac, trying to scratch himself with his missing leg.

Cats are stupid

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned